Exiting through the entrance

[Household6]

Who knew this would get you an article 15! After shopping for over an hour with three kids (just turned 7, 5 and 2), Mr. Poopers and #3 have to hit the head. I tried to exit closest to the restrooms but no - wait for it... "You can't do that ma'am". "You have GOT to be kidding me?" Did I mention it was Saturday!?
Me : "I bet if I were a 100 years old it would be ok."
Loser id checker: "Can I see your receipt?"
Me: "You have GOT to be kidding me! Did I bring plastic bags from home and wrap this stuff up?"
LIC: "I'm just following orders, ma'am"
Me: "Following orders? Where have we heard that one before?" Hmmm...
LIC: "Thank you ma'am"
Me: Grumble, sigh...
Baby # 3: "You got be kiddin me!"
Remember the sign at the Ft. Belvoir Commissary "Everyday is Mother's Day!"